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Hi everyone!!!
I wanted to warn you all!
"There's a hacker in DA!! He/She will hack your account and post pornoghaphic pictures, only if he/she hackes your account. If he/she finds out that you've posted this to a journal or on your page, he'll/she'll know what's going on and won't hack you. Please copy this for your safety to prevent your account being hacked."
This hacker writes in journals" I hate you all, go die", and he'll also remove your watches. I suggest you to copy this journal to warn your watchers. Spread the word!!! This hacker is going around and hacking into other people's accounts to block your friends so that your friends block you, get you in trouble, and could get you banned from DeviantART!!!!
I suggest you to change your password. Make a stronger one, to make the hacker's job harder!!
(just in case)
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS LAYOUT WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM DISORIENTED AND AFRAID
Oh boy wow time to spice up the night wITH A MEME


1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"He had removed with his family to a house about a mile from Meryton" - Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith


2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
My cat


3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV? 
American Dad


 
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
Like almost 11?


5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:43 hot diggity


6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My air conditioner. Also one of my cat's babies just sneezed


7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Um, two days ago, maybe? I think it was when I went to Costco


8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Studio Ghibli merch website


9.) What are you wearing?
Pink Panther pajamas

 
10.) Did you dream last night?
I don't think so


11.) When did you last laugh? 
Maybe about an hour or two ago?


12.) What are one the walls you are in?
I dunno. Lights and shit. A window. Some pictures.


 13.) Seen anything weird lately? 
Ye


14.) What do you think of this quiz? 
S'cool



15.) What was the last film you saw? 
Spirited Away, I think. Re-watched it with my god-sister



16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
EVERYTHING



17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I have a steadly-growing harem of anime husbands

 

18.) If you could change one thing about the world. 
Don't ask



19). What do you want to learn in the future? 
French probably



20.) George Bush: 
Nah



21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 
Melora



22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Adrien



23.) Would you ever consider living abroad? 
Nah I think I'm good



24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates? 
All I want the lord to say to me is that I'll get to be with my family in Paradise


25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Puppiluvr 
WinterCosplay 
MicroscopicSky 
Infinite-Nova 
Tarnisis 
HumanitysShortest 

there u go
JOURNAL MEME TIME 




Questions:

1. What's the most private thing you are willing to admit?
i;m....a SUPER pervert oh my gOD dont touch me

2. How would you react if your favourite character walked past you on the street?
stare and probably turn really obviously but not do anything because im a giant pissbaby

3. 
Your favourite character asks you out, but you're already dating your second favourite character! Who do you choose?
por que no los dos [polyamory is always the solution ya FEEL me]

4. 
One night you go drinking with your friends and wake up the next morning with a bear in your bed, the walls smeared with jelly and your friends are glued to the ceiling! What do you think happened?
what the FUCK i dont even have jelly in my house

5. Describe yourself in ten words or less.
i am the lamest lame to ever lame

6. 
Uh oh, looks like they finally successfully predicted the apocalypse! The world is set to be thrown in turmoil in three days, what do you spend them doing?
gathering supplies and family and friends etc

7. Whatcha thinkin' about?
SLEEP holy shit

8. 
Oh no! Your best friend has just been bitten by a zombie! They beg you not to kill them, but you don't want to get infected. What do you do?
"bruh i love u but u know the rules im tryna SURVIVE here"

9. Okay?
hella 

10. 
Through many years of blood, sweat and tears you and you alone conquered the apocalypse. You defeated the zombie horde and gathered an army of followers, it is now up to you to build a new empire for the world to continue on. What do you name it, and what are your laws?
its gonna be called Sweglnd and the rules are 1.stay rad 2.stay healthy 3.rape/sexual abuse is punishable by death

i tag: everyone

hey look what-the-honk i did it
Oh boy wow time to spice up the night wITH A MEME


1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"He had removed with his family to a house about a mile from Meryton" - Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith


2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
My cat


3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV? 
American Dad


 
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
Like almost 11?


5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:43 hot diggity


6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My air conditioner. Also one of my cat's babies just sneezed


7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Um, two days ago, maybe? I think it was when I went to Costco


8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Studio Ghibli merch website


9.) What are you wearing?
Pink Panther pajamas

 
10.) Did you dream last night?
I don't think so


11.) When did you last laugh? 
Maybe about an hour or two ago?


12.) What are one the walls you are in?
I dunno. Lights and shit. A window. Some pictures.


 13.) Seen anything weird lately? 
Ye


14.) What do you think of this quiz? 
S'cool



15.) What was the last film you saw? 
Spirited Away, I think. Re-watched it with my god-sister



16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
EVERYTHING



17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I have a steadly-growing harem of anime husbands

 

18.) If you could change one thing about the world. 
Don't ask



19). What do you want to learn in the future? 
French probably



20.) George Bush: 
Nah



21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 
Melora



22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Adrien



23.) Would you ever consider living abroad? 
Nah I think I'm good



24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates? 
All I want the lord to say to me is that I'll get to be with my family in Paradise


25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Puppiluvr 
WinterCosplay 
MicroscopicSky 
Infinite-Nova 
Tarnisis 
HumanitysShortest 

there u go

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Malaika
United States
Western Zodiac - Scorpio
Native American Zodiac - Snake
Chinese Zodiac - Tiger
Spirit Animal - Ocelot or Norio Wakamoto

An anime, manga, and otome game fan who loves to order cute clothes and trinkets from websites like ThinkGeek, WhatPumpkin and Amazon.
And eats everything.
Always.
Forever.
I write reader inserts for you guys to enjoy, and since I get writers block and lose motivation really easily, I'm always happy when you beautiful people find new ways to bump up my mojo.
And remeber, comments make Ocelot a very happy kitty!
Tread lightly, lovelies~
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:iconannikaoftheolympians:
AnnikaOfTheOlympians Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthdaaaay\^~^/
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OcelotMatryoshka Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
AAAAAHHH im so late but THANK YOU
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TotalDramaFan16 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday!!!
Hope you're having a great birthday!

:D :D :D
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OcelotMatryoshka Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
it was amazing man i was in KENYA

thank you!!!!!!
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icyfalls Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you so much for the fav ;u;
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OcelotMatryoshka Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
You're welcome!
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Reiner-X-Atashi Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Student General Artist
Sorry for the rudeness for being slow but, thank you for the watch!
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OcelotMatryoshka Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
It's okay! You're welcome!
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animepikachu Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the favs and watch!!
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
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OcelotMatryoshka Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
You're welcome!
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